Here's an idea - what variations of famous sayings can you come up with.... To start... "A watched cock never cums" "A cock in a cage is worth none in her bush"
Have you got the time on you cock? (often asked in Yorkshire). No, it is on my wrist. (often the reply in Cheshire).
"Curiosity killed the cock" "Close but no key" (original is cigar) "You cant have a cock cage and the key" (cake and eat it) "You cant look a gift key in the mouth" (horse)
How about... Good things come to those who wait.... and wait..... and wait..... and wait..... and wait.....
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em - If you can't beat it, lock it Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - Beauty is in the eye of the keyholder All's fair in love and war - All's fair in tease and denial When the cat's away, the mice will play - When the cuck's away, the bulls will play You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs - You can't have an orgasm without breaking the lock Absence makes the heart grow fonder - This one needs no amending!