Famous Sayings (humour)

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    Here's an idea - what variations of famous sayings can you come up with....

    To start...

    "A watched cock never cums"
    "A cock in a cage is worth none in her bush"
     
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    Have you got the time on you cock? (often asked in Yorkshire).
    No, it is on my wrist. (often the reply in Cheshire).
     
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    "No use crying over a locked cock"
     
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    "Curiosity killed the cock"
    "Close but no key" (original is cigar)
    "You cant have a cock cage and the key" (cake and eat it)
    "You cant look a gift key in the mouth" (horse)
     
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    Them ones am silly.
     
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    Cock a doodle do, any cock will do.
     
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    A birdlocker on the glans is worth you in the bush.
     
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    An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away (for her).
    A cock cage is for life not just for Christmas.
     
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    How about...

    Good things come to those who wait....

    and wait.....

    and wait.....

    and wait.....

    and wait.....
     
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    If you can't beat 'em, join 'em - If you can't beat it, lock it

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - Beauty is in the eye of the keyholder

    All's fair in love and war - All's fair in tease and denial

    When the cat's away, the mice will play - When the cuck's away, the bulls will play

    You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs - You can't have an orgasm without breaking the lock

    Absence makes the heart grow fonder - This one needs no amending!
     
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    Love that one.
     
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    Don't cry over spilt milk..... get down on your hands and knees and lick it up BITCH!

    NOW!
     
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    And how about....

    Never bite the hand that locks you.....

    Oooo-I'm feelin' creative tonight!!!! :)
     
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    My cock is a useless Medium.
    It cannot tell me when my next orgasm will be.
     
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