Sell your penis - mildly amusing

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  1. UKgreedyus
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    Mine is worth:
    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $5587!

    This is pricier than 72.5% of all our interviewees' penises.
     
  2. MSissyLeah
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    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $2671!

    This is cheaper than 97.8% of all our interviewees' penises.
     
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    Joroincharge Lock em up - 24/7/365!!

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    Well I'm F!!!

    But I put my subbie's details in & it came out $1866 a real cheapo!
     
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    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $3476!

    This is cheaper than 96.2% of all our interview

    I just did this again and came out less than the 1st time. Once depreciating as I age. Might as well off load it now, any takers?

    Discount for cash
     
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    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $4582!

    This is cheaper than 79.5% of all our interviewees' penises.
     
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    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $4105!

    This is cheaper than 90.9% of all our interviewees' penises.

    Not that bad compared to others here?​
     
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    Congratulations!Your penis is worth $3333!

    This is cheaper than 96.6% of all our interviewees' penises.
     
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    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $5583!

    This is pricier than 72.3% of all our interviewees' penises.

    lol exciting
     
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    $4865.
    Cheaper than 67.3% of others. Hmmph.
     
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    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $3742!


    O dear ..mine has lost value since the last time i checked.... :(
    There must be a run on them....
    cj
     
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    Stechassy Londonchastitymale

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    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $5582!

    This is pricier than 72.2% of all our interviewees' penises.

    Let's see if I can keep the value. Luckily they did not ask how often I ejaculate ...
     
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    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $4315!

    This is cheaper than 87.2% of all our interviewees' penises.
    Interesting. The $$ would be nice , but I would like to keep it (thank you very much)
     
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    This is one totally fucked up thread.
    I appreciate it greatly:)
     
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    Your penis is worth $3066!
    This is cheaper than 97.3% of all our interviewees' penises.
    This isn't a big surprise that it's not worth much. My wife would argue it's completely worthless, since she only uses it about 10 seconds every 8 to 10 months.
     
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    My penis is worth $5058! How much is Yours?
    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $5058!

    This is cheaper than 56.7% of all our interviewees' penises.
     
  19. Eric Noetzel
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    My penis is worth $5,941
     
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    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $4365!

    This is cheaper than 86% of all our interviewees' penises.

    Looks like mine's one of the cheap ones.
     
  21. Eric Noetzel
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    You have pictures of it ??
     
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    I don't. Might post one later though.
     
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    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $4643!

    This is cheaper than 77.2% of all our interviewees' penises.
     
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    BlueEyes The lifestyle pumps in my veins...
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    5587 dollars.....
    pricier than 72.5% of all our interviewees' penises.

    She could buy 10 pair of shoes for that amount! ( Dont tell her! LOL)
     
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