What is your excuse?

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    #1 Keen, Jun 3, 2015
    Here the other day, a mans elbow bumped into my jailbird at work. Luckily, he didn't say anything and I don't know what he was thinking about it. So, I thought, maybe it's nice to have an excuse ready in case it happens again, and then they confront it with me. What to say? The truth?
     
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    #2 Sig Wyrminorb, Jun 8, 2015
    I like @Rachel Cash s response to a waiter: "penis jewelry"
     
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    #3 EvetS, Jun 8, 2015
    Penis jewelry is actually pretty good ;-)
    Gotta keep that in mind .
     
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    #4 PauloChaste, Jun 8, 2015
    I work in a tailors and certain suits I wear kind of show my bulge off! One friend has often commented on it!
     
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    #5 Surrendered to Bec, Jun 9, 2015
    It is what it is... I just tell them straight up what ut us if I get asked.
     
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    #6 Rachel Cash, Jun 9, 2015
    WElllll, technically speaking, a chastity device is penis jewelry... with a lock. You won't even be lying.
     
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    #7 Keen, Jun 15, 2015
    I liked it too. However, at my work, wearing a penis jewelry isn't accepted or appropriate. New questions would pop up immediately. I thought of something medical, but that probably wouldn't work in a long term.
     
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    #8 Wendygirl, Jun 15, 2015
    May I ask who or how they are going to find out . What you have down your knickers of what ever kind you wear is entirely up to you . Unless they have a short arms inspection of every member of staff that is ALL members it is straightforward discrimination.
    Xx Wendy
     
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    #9 Keen, Jun 15, 2015
    Haha. We don't do that. But the environment is narrow...small space, and bumping into each other might happen. And do definitely not want them to think I have a hard on!
     
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    #10 Wendygirl, Jun 15, 2015
    Oh sounds like a nice place to work being able to wiggle my bottom up against guys with nice stiff willys.

    Xx Wendy
     
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    #11 guest 2942, Jun 16, 2015
    @Keen, sounds like maybe you work in an inner city crack cocaine lab? LOL If the movies have taught me anthing though its usually naked women chopping the coke and packaging. Sorry no offense. When you described your work environment thats the first thing that popped into my head. :p
     
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    #12 OwnedbyLeeanne, Jun 16, 2015
    Tell them you are into motorsport and it is a Roll cage for your balls.:p

    Dianne
     
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    #14 paulasissygurl, Jun 16, 2015
    Say the truth :rolleyes:
     
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    #15 danleft1, Jun 17, 2015
    It's simple ... if someone is going to ask about your cock or the area surrounding it ... you can tell them anything you want because i feel safe in saying that no country / culture feels that it is appropriate to ask about your genitals that are under clothing.

    So have fun with it ...
    ... You are testing a New Robotic Penis attachment
    ... You used glue instead of lube when masturbating and now your cock is wrapped up and healing
    ... It is part of your MadMax costume and your going to a party dressed in costume after work
    ... Your current job does not pay enough so you are moonlighting as a Slave in a BDSM dungeon and it is part of orientation
     
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    #16 MockingJay, Jun 17, 2015
    It's a safety precaution!
     
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    #17 Sig Wyrminorb, Jun 17, 2015
    LOLZ

    Fury Road is amazing. And at least has female chastity!
     
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    #18 EvetS, Jun 17, 2015
    or just be honest, tell them your penis is dangerous and has to be caged for his or hers safety ;-)
    like Danleft said, Someone allready bumped it with her hand, she was so perplexed and didn't asked anything.
     
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    #19 spider203, Jun 17, 2015
    tell them you have a skin irritation, and you have a device to keep the clothes away form your crown jewels.
     
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    #20 OwnedbyLeeanne, Jun 18, 2015
    Your penis was removed after an accident and now you are testing a new bionic device built by NASA that
    you can control the size of with an app on your phone.
    Its called the Biodick5000 and comes with multiple attachments, it can even beat a cake mix.
    That will impress the Ladies I am sure.

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