Oh dear, how absolutely awful

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    Apparently, the Amazonian pacu fish has recently been discovered in lakes and rivers of the USA.
    Now I dont want to worry our male American members but this little fish has a rather peculiar diet. It has a penchant for munching away on testicles. Do take care the next time you go swimming, we wouldn't want you coming out of the water with less than you went in with.
    We can but hope that the fish is not joined by it's little pal, the candiru fish.

    I can't bring myself to even tell you what that one does. :)
     
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    Please overcome your worst fears, and tell us:) PLEASE
     
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    I just did!!
     
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    Oh My!!! I might stand a chance though to have it swim back out, because my uretha has been stretched. Could come in handy- finally - LOL!
     
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    Lol with srs surgery delays seems a small shoal would come in handy.

    Do they have them pets r us ??

    Xx Wendy
     
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    Mistress B, I do hope you don't read the Daily Express.
     
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    Rejoice gentlemen,

    Pacu fish dose not care for your nuts. Pacu fish are mainly vegetarians who live on a diet of fruit and nuts. just not the kind that hangs off your body.
    it's mistranslation that led to this misconception.

    Source1 - National Geographic
    Source2 - Youtube/SciShow
     
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    Hey!

    As a general question.... How do fish get their jaws on fruit and nuts....?!!

    Waiting for food to fall into the water is a pretty random survival mechanism!! As, I guess, is waiting for testicles to come 'floating' by!!!! :rolleyes::D

    With the absolute kindest regards.

    J.
     
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    @chastiff Oh you are spoilsport, now you've ruined it. :) :spank:
     
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