Arrrrgh, the pirate with the peg leg, he be havin' a shiver o' the timbers when he be sailin' a bit close to the south pole.
I have a touch of the Bell;s Palsy right now, so everyone wants me to talk like a pirate to them all the time!!
It is temporary paralysis of facial muscles, usually on one side. One of my daughters (34) had this condition but thankfully it lasted only 4 days. Ss