17 years chastity

Also don’t be sad about it. I think the wider story arc is one of conflict finding eventual deathbed resolution. And most of us are getting on a bit so fingers crossed not long to wait.

 

Anyway I love reading about trolls successfully winding up other people, just not that keen on being the guy getting trolled. I'm sure this thread would have been far more interesting if I hadn’t commented at all and we were still trying to empathise with the absolute drivel that poor Mike started of with.

 

Would that be Mustafa Wank and Hans Ofyacock? Cos last I heard they were going by Pam and Deirdre….

 

I’m certainly not a troll - or if I am it’s a White Hat one cos for example I came in when the two lads were all pistols at dawn about slight differences in how they like to be fisted or something, and I poured oil on troubled water with my good natured if infantile codswallop. Result: smiles all round.

 

Since Hans has seemingly been locked in his Iron Maiden I'm sure he wouldn't mind me hi-jacking his thread to formally offer the double-ended dildo of friendship.

 

I’m welling up

 

Imagine being bothered by someone that doesn't live with their kh, or experiences a full time flr. Whole time being caged less then other people to get abused on weekends thinking they're keeping it real lol.

 

Eh?

 

Maybe that would benefit from some sort of punctuation review. Not sure how it all fits together, it’s a jumble of subclauses without a clear unifying structure (to me, anyway).

 

Are you saying that this person has a part time FLR with a keyholder he sees only at weekends, and you consider these meet ups to be in some way abusive? And that moreover this person spends less time locked in chastity than some normative standard? Lastly that this person considers that this state of affairs is “keeping it real”, but you disagree? But although you are inclined to press this point in an open forum, you wouldn’t characterise this as “being bothered”? Or are you saying you ARE bothered, and are literally exhorting your readership to engage with this state of agitation imaginatively?
Cos that’s how I read it. Please clarify.

 

From where I’m standing, each of you is judging the other as being judgy.

 

I'm over it @Mr_anonymous. I hope we can still interact with each other.

 

After rereading the OP again I think he must be legit.
17 years in chastity, only cumming once a year, only licking pussy once a month. All sounds very normal.
Especially when they were in their 20's there wouldn't be a female on this planet that would want any more than once a month.
Again still no further updates, no new posts to dispel the naysayers on this site.
The ongoing commentary has certainly made for some enjoyable reading.

 

Well... That devolved nicely. Well done!

 

This thread feels like one of those conflicts near the Mediterranean.
It's been rambling on for ages, getting nowhere, lots of casualties but no one can remember what started it.

 

You’re obviously reading an entirely different thread.