What annoys you

People that misunderstand irony. They annoy me

 

@Jay Sub Are you feeling alright?

 

Drivers who pull out of side roads in front of you, and then accelerate of fast enough so you have to break hard.

 

Holy crap, I've always hated findom, and you just helped me realize one of the big reasons why! Yup, there is a weird, screwed up attitude in that scene, and what you stated may be a big part of it. I was already very familiar with the repugnant and inherently racist underpinnings of those cuckold fantasies that obsess about black men specifically, which is not that dissimilar. Both rely on the "absurdity" and "humiliation" of the main character being portrayed as inferior to those who he knows deep down are clearly inferior to him.

 

Precisely! “Oh look how humiliating: I, a smart if nerdy middle class guy am giving money to a dumb blonde chick who by rights should be serving me in a restaurant! Oh look how humiliating, I, a member of the white master race am being cuckolded by a black guy…” It’s a thoroughly classist, sexist and racist mindset.
And if you read the findom stuff on Reddit these guys bitterly complain when the women whose time and attention they buy don’t conform exactly to the script they’ve been given.

 

It's probably guys who have so little sexuality with their woman that all they have to worry about is that she left a knife with peanut butter on it. In an "flr". I would rather give my gf a peanut butter enema then drink it before getting annoyed about a peanut butter knife. You need to sort out your anger issues and stop with chastity, it's clearly having a bad effect on you.

 

Oh boy, Here we go...

 

What annoys me….
The CM Trolls,..
You know who you are

 

No I don’t know who they are. These two who are bickering are not trolls. They are actually upset with one another. “Trolls” refers to people who wind up others online just for its own sake. This site doesn’t really have it.

 

Well they must be in areas I don’t inhabit, I suppose it’s a big sprawling mansion.
Sometimes people accuse others of being “trolls” because they’ve said something the accuser disagrees with and they assume it was said purely for that reason, rather than accepting that people can hold opposing views and values.

 

Anon started it. Anon has read every one of my posts and knows I don't live with with my gf. We've spoken about it and decided to keep both properties for now given that we live 10 minutes from each other. I'm no troll and have offered the pink double ended dildo of friendship. It's over as far as I'm concerned and was not a big deal in the first place.

 

That’s good, because it had become quite boring.

 

I was boring myself and probably anon too.

 

Now you see what you’ve done there is watch him go off back into his burrow but then gone over to his burrow yourself and farted into it, almost as if you want him to come out again.
It’s a bit reminiscent of Gogol’s story “How Ivan Ivanovich Quarelled with Ivan Nikiforovich”

 

I appreciate the mediation @Muppet. I'm off to Anal Mansion as I'm seemingly censored here for enjoying anal play.

 

Oh, I've got a few. I try really hard to let them pass, since they really aren't important. But....

- Everytime she drives my car, she turns off the automatic lights. So when I drive at night, I forget to put the lights on. I've only asked about 50 times. I figure next step is duct tape over the light dial.
- I do the dishes. I can't stand the dishes loaded up in the sink. To clean them, I need to empty the sink, put all the stuff on the counter first, then I can start cleaning. Leave the sink clear please. Another 50 time request.
- Leaving the TV on all day every day even when she's not there. But oh, god forbid I leave the window open on a nice day.

These are just a few. They are a test to see how flexible and devoted I am as a spouse. I hope I passed.

 

So true

 

Those A-holes on planes that bring a flippin' suitcase onboard as hand-baggage, and people who bring too much hand-baggage and then stash it above someone else's seat and their own. There's a special spot in hell for people who take a large bag onboard and stash it above the first few rows of seats even though they themselves are seated at the back of the plane.

 

I feel your pain. This winds me up, but it also annoys me that my wife’s car doesn’t have automatic lights so I’m constantly being told off for leaving them on.

 

The TikTok generation self-diagnosing mental health disorders, particularly ADHD. Like seriously, if you suffered with this disorder you’d have known before you hit puberty, your parents would know, your teachers would see it, health practitioners would have picked up on it.
You don’t need medicating.
I shouldn’t have to ring around 12 different pharmacies to be able to obtain my sons medication just so that you can fit yourself into a new trendy box.


Actually, I’m just going to say that the whole of GenZ annoys me. Work-shy, moaning, entitled layabouts.


Oh, and elderly shoppers who think it’s ok to park in the parent and baby spaces. Yes, I get it. It’s closer to the door and you walk slow. The world is actually an understanding place, we know you’re slow, we’d wait for you to pass. We know you struggle to carry your shopping, we’d offer to help.
Yet when I have my child with me I need to be able to open the car door wide. Do I want to damage someone else car? No!
Does my child understand the dangers of elderly drivers in a car park that can’t see past the front windscreen as they are waiting for their cataract operation or can’t view sideways because they have lost mobility in the neck? No, he’s too young. So get a grip. Park where you’re supposed to park!
I wouldn’t go about parking in a disabled space just because I felt it was a better option, I expect the same respect from others.


Honestly, as this was just todays gripes I might just extend my criteria and simplify my answer by using one word: people.
People annoy me.

 

Ditto to the parking spaces, @ IB-Chaste.

 

when i discuss the mansion with my spouses there is a group here that i refer to as the bruising brothers. they take over threads with their attacks on each other or unsuspecting victims that have little or nothing to do with the subject of the thread. when one shows up the others are soon to follow and conflicts quickly ensue . this behavior is annoying to myself and apparently to others.
a quick look up definition of online trolls: "A troll is Internet slang for a person who intentionally tries to instigate conflict, hostility, or arguments in an online social community." i have never used troll term but it could apply to the bruising brothers.