Using the bathroom with the cage on....

My "Cock Cage of Shame" already allows me to pee standing up and it wasn't expensive.

 

When I wore a HT as daily wear, standing was pretty easy as things stayed lined up well for me, but since the metal cage came along there's simply no way to stand, it goes everywhere.

 

I wasn't in Vietnam for long enough to go for a pee, but when I was a bullfighter in Spain I also moonlighted as an MMA cage fighter and didn't have time to pee between jobs most nights, so I would duct tape to tape a plastic bag around my junk which I would just pee into and at the end of the night I could just cut the corner of the bag off and could just let it all out, like icing a cake with stinky yellow liquid.

A side benefit meant I could write Boris Johnson's proper name in the snow.

Anyway, now that I have been caged since before I was born, I still use that technique, and I laugh haughtily at these so-called men with all of these ceremonies they use just for peeing.

Plus, the women's 21's volleyball team have all told me how sexy they find the bag of urine wrapped around my junk is.

I think everyone should try it, and the Secret to a Happy Marriage bible needs to be updated.

 

This sounds AI generated.

 

I can see why you might think that since it is well written, witty, and that it brought tears to yours now that you are free from the tyranny of jap's eye misalignment, and of course you can just pee when casually chatting to someone and the look of contentment on your face feigns genuine interest.

 

What are you talking about?

 

My wife and I have hers and hers funnels for use at different times you have to pee, especially at a rest stop. Mine is pink.

 

Many fail to realize that Chastity can stand on its own and does not have to be part of another fetish. My wife and have been doing chastity for 14 years or so and it is not part ot any other fetish. She just controls when I can orgasm and teases me. No strap-on, no sissy stuff, no femdom, etc.. Just locked in chastity to pay my wife back for giving me decades of access to her girlfriends that she had sex with. My wife feels having sex with other girls without me is cheating so she always invited me and at the least I had to watch them or she would not proceed without me there. Go figure and I am not complaining.

Chastity is pretty boring. All you can post about is being locked up and that is it. So many add other fetish play to it and incorporate chastity into it. Chastity goes well with BDSM, Femdom. Sissy play, etc. as an add on, not as the main fetish. However we have done simple locked up chastity for a few decades now with great success and no need to incorporate other fetishes.