The Black Bra (as told by a woman) ... I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend - The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather-bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'you are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress - Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story - When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, (you are going to love this - scroll down) "What's for dinner, Zorro?"