I note that when you go all snarky your spelling and sentence structure also goes awry, which does make me suspect strong liquor may be involved....
You’ve gone all peculiar again, oh dear. Why does it happen? Are there any early warning signs you could look out for and just don some big...
Are you drunk?
No. For the reasons I’ve made clear. Do what you want, but don’t do it to prove you’re somehow more reckless than some stranger on the internet....
Whatever. But I am not endorsing it nor inciting anyone to do it. Maybe you think I’m being a wuss. Maybe I am. But it stops being sexy when one...
Have you had Tabasco on your mucous membrane? The anus is highly enervated. My concern is it could trigger shock. Plus as I said earlier, once...
Bros over hoes. The apostrophe is used for contractions and possessive forms. Of course bro and ho are already contractions of a kind but the...
No I was serious about not doing Tabasco internally. Save that for fantasy cos I truly think that could end in death. Back in the 20th Century I...
Yeah nettles are good too.
Well I have experienced exactly that with Tabasco and it’s extraordinarily severe torture. I doubt could be done outside of a CNC dynamic and...
Gott in Himmel!
It really hurts. And goes on hurting. Trying to wash it off makes it worse. You just have to ride it out for about an hour. Oh and heaven knows...
Ginger is kind of in the same bracket as dripping candle wax and furry handcuffs. “Ooh no Mistress, I beg you, anything but that!” he wails,...
Oh I see what you did there. Obtusely literal reading of poorly structured sentences with a pretence of genuine misunderstanding is MY territory!
What’s all this ginger twaddle? I’ve tried ginger and it’s mildly warm. Tabasco is the thing. Ginger’s for wimps.
Maybe should have just got your GP to be your keyholder. That’d be VERY kinky!
*prances gleefully towards the Venus Flytrap*
All the replies so far are missing the possibility that her thought process is “as I hoped! His silly obsession with chastity will soon be a thing...
Sorry if I’m being dim… what exactly are you asking? Is this about whether you enter the relationship if and only if there’s strict chastity, or...
Actually a pretty good strategy to consult with peers: knowing we’re craven sycophants who will cheerfully throw a brother under the bus to get an...