Best vanilla captions ever

[Tom Allen]

 

[Tom Allen]

 

[Tom Allen]

 

[CuriousAndy]

I have a bit of a thing for captions. I send my Wife/Mistress captions via Signal to spice up her day.

Her response to this one was -
"So mean - I love it
Puppy - at least you are not alone"

 

[Tom Allen]

 

[Tom Allen]

I have a bit of a thing for captions. I send my Wife/Mistress captions via Signal to spice up her day

You should find a lot of goof material here.

You might also want to check my other outlets: @taomlin on X, and @Denial-permanente on Tumblr

 

[Tom Allen]

 

[Tom Allen]

 

[Tom Allen]

 

[Mrs and mr]

 

[Mrs and mr]

 

[Mrs and mr]

 

[Tom Allen]

 

[Tom Allen]