I hope this is allowed. I was asked in chat about some fake nails I'd got for my wife. I couldn't post a link so I hope I can do it here.
I also hope this device to use when you have them on may also be acceptable.


I also hope this device to use when you have them on may also be acceptable.
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. I am reminded of the film Wilt (never as good as the book)Inspector Flint (Mel Smith) visits a sex shop to buy a blow up doll. He remarks on all the 'obsene items' then stops and says to the shop owner, "good lord, a tartan dildo!"