Hot things your Keyholder has said to you

Currently locked for the last few weeks. My wife forgot to collect her pill from the pharmacy this weekend and with it being a bank holiday weekend here in Ireland her usual pharmacy was closed. So I was suggesting other possible pharmacies to get her prescription. She replied quite dismissively to me ' One day without it will be fine, you won't be ejaculating in me anytime soon'
That shut me up!
 
Lady Kat was in a teasing mood this weekend more then usually.

Saturday evening, we went on a dinner date at our favourite restaurant. As normal, she established right away who the server was going to be communicating with.

She was wearing her gold key charm on a necklace and her Pandora bracelet. A charm on her bracket caught my eye, she commented that it was a lock and key charm but the lock was much larger then needed to keep me locked 😳.

Today she was peeling a banana and made the comment " are you envious of the size of the banana? " 😳😳

I love my Lady and Wife
 
yesterday
Two months and a half that She's sleeping on the sofa because of a broken elbow.
- i'll try the bed
- don't forget the key (i'm free of CB for sleeping together)
- i said that i'd try...
 
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on monday
- i'll try again
i don't ask for the key
when getting up early in the morning
- i go down, be quiet
- no matter with the cage
- i know
and a little kiss on my elbow

why isn't She like this more often ?
 
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Omg today after church we went for lunch while we were waiting for our food i was watching a video on Facebook about a guy that made a 2 wheel car and i said out loud how do you keep that up when you stop. With out missing a beat MM said out loud you can't that is why it is permanently locked.

Talk about a tight cage moment
 
I had just got an ice lolly and my wife said "show me how you suck it like a good girl"

I sucked down on it and she said "no you can go deeper than that, just because you have a small one doesn't mean you'll be sucking a small one"

😳😳
 
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I went with Lady Kat to pick up her new glasses today. I saw the new frames for the first time today and she asked me what I thought, I replied " you look great, very nice " . The optician remarked that " he is well trained". Lady Kat turned and flashed a beautiful smile my way. On the way home she asked me how I felt when the optician said that. I told her " I was proud that it was acknowledged"