Lower NY or long distance keyholder?

Hi y’all. As the title says, I’m looking for a keyholder. If you’re not in NY, I would prefer an east coaster or someone in the Midwest. Can’t do if you or me are asleep half the time.

I also have a preference for straight men, but can be flexible! I just really enjoy masculinity. The most important part is acting like a real human person instead of a kink crazed automaton.

As for hobbies outside of kink, I like books, movies, and gaming. Currently transitioning from D&D to Pathfinder. I’m also a massive enjoyer of food. I’m also non-binary, so I’ve been looking in to nail polish and skirt designs.

Anyway, I hope this gets some attention!