Best vanilla captions ever

A while back I posted some captions with no explicit pictures. A few people complained because they showed women in suggestive poses, and would have been in poor taste for those who wanted to show the captions to their partners.

So... for those who are incapable of, you know, copying or retyping a couple of sentences of text, I made up a few of my favorites on a plain background.

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I didn't notice the writing at the top. Great caption Tom, as always. Credit is your's

Well, to be fair, I can't tell if they cropped out my mark or not. Some of my early ones did not have a watermark with a link. And a few of the Tumblr blogs I had were nuked, so the site in the watermark is a dead link anyhow.

It's just that this one looks like they cropped it out. Poor form, indeed.