Best vanilla captions ever

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i'm having trouble interpreting this caption. it works better for me if the phrase " lock this on you, " were to be replaced with " unlock this. " the way the narrative runs now, it's as if she's threatening to stop being a keyholder because she's letting him out of chastity too often. which doesn't make a ton of sense to me. IMHO (no 420 up to this point). if a moistened bint tossed a scimitar at me, it wouldn't make me king of anything, not withstanding a critic of a pic narratives! (420 at this point so it's probably nonsense.).
 
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way the narrative runs now, it's as if she's threatening to stop being a keyholder because she's letting him out of chastity too often

Think about it from her perspective. "I locked this on you for a month, and it was good for me. Then I locked up up for three months. Then six. Each time I discovered that I did not need you to be unlocked. You need to prepare yourself that one day I will simply not bother with it again."
 
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The trick is, I only have like, a dozen captions. I just put them on different images of hot women, and nobody even notices. 😏
I noticed, but I don't care. You still have a knack for finding hot photos of women., and you are true to there site's underlying purpose. I respect your regular continued posting, So there's that.
 
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Think about it from her perspective. "I locked this on you for a month, and it was good for me. Then I locked up up for three months. Then six. Each time I discovered that I did not need you to be unlocked. You need to prepare yourself that one day I will simply not bother with it again."
yes. thank you, it makes a lot of sense to think about it that way.
 
I noticed, but I don't care. You still have a knack for finding hot photos of women., and you are true to there site's underlying purpose. I respect your regular continued posting, So there's that.
Agreed, Tom’s postings have common themes, but they are all creative enough to keep the vibe going. He’s the best out there overall.
 
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