This year's Quonset Air Show we got the see the Magnificent USN Blue Angels and Canadian Snowbirds soaring thru the air in formation... while our girls run off to see the Harry Potter exhibit... It's Just my Wife and myself... me, yanno, wearing my cool aviator sunglasses and leather bomber jacket, i kinda look like a blonde Tom Cruise from the Top Gun movie...BUT as my Wife whispers in my ear..."you re-ee-ally gotta squint your eyes to see it tho... if you know what i mean!?"
Was it the Herbal Essence, Sheer BLONDE, highlight activating shampoo?... That made me look more like Kelly McGillis instead?
You have to understand my Wife has seen me in a cute little French maid costume! NOT many men can say that and the ones who do... can still hear their wives sceaming tearfully out the room.
Anyway, that image is fixed in Her mind somehow... Don't hate me cuz i'm one of those rare individuals who looks convincing enuff as a honorary member of the opposite sex. My Wife confessed during a hot session of "pillow talk" that She has some latent lesbian tenderies and the thought of "me" as Her sexy "girl" Lover was such a sexually turn-on for Her.
How far does a hubbie go to please his Wife? Will he shave his legs? Wear a babydoll nightie to bed? i have a light flawless complexion and when my hair all grown out in a pageboy cut with just a few twist of a curling iron the flaxen bangs take a flirtatous curl and very feminine demeanor.
You see... "muffy" is my sexual alter ego... think of it like the comic book hero "SUPERMAN" except no one would suspect that his secret identity was "Miss Lois Lane"!
By now you can expect where this thread is going and i welcome those who wish to go on for the ride... Don't expect any intelligence... but it'll be always good for a chuckle or two...
Was it the Herbal Essence, Sheer BLONDE, highlight activating shampoo?... That made me look more like Kelly McGillis instead?
You have to understand my Wife has seen me in a cute little French maid costume! NOT many men can say that and the ones who do... can still hear their wives sceaming tearfully out the room.
Anyway, that image is fixed in Her mind somehow... Don't hate me cuz i'm one of those rare individuals who looks convincing enuff as a honorary member of the opposite sex. My Wife confessed during a hot session of "pillow talk" that She has some latent lesbian tenderies and the thought of "me" as Her sexy "girl" Lover was such a sexually turn-on for Her.
How far does a hubbie go to please his Wife? Will he shave his legs? Wear a babydoll nightie to bed? i have a light flawless complexion and when my hair all grown out in a pageboy cut with just a few twist of a curling iron the flaxen bangs take a flirtatous curl and very feminine demeanor.
You see... "muffy" is my sexual alter ego... think of it like the comic book hero "SUPERMAN" except no one would suspect that his secret identity was "Miss Lois Lane"!
By now you can expect where this thread is going and i welcome those who wish to go on for the ride... Don't expect any intelligence... but it'll be always good for a chuckle or two...