ShaveR

LIFE...<br />
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You learn that friendships come and go, but real friends will never leave you...<br />
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You learn that the word trust is only delegated to a chosen few...<br />
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You learn that no one should &quot;complete&quot; you, but rather &quot;compliment&quot; you...<br />
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You learn how to accept challenges and mistakes with your head held high...<br />
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You learn that life is short, and that time is not a promise...<br />
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You learn that some people need to learn their lessons on their own...<br />
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After awhile you learn that you don't know everything...<br />
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You learn that life is all about learning more each and every day...<br />
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Yes and each day I am learning something new about me...<br />
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And you must know that when people talk about me...<br />
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That just means they are leaving you alone...<br />
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Very Very Wise words indeed...<br />
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For All The Good Will Teach You More...<br />
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And Ask For Nothing In Return...<br />
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Appended From A Better Person...<br />
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Aways Live Love and Most of All...<br />
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Laugh You Ass Off...<br />
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ShaveR<br />
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Living Life Backwards<br />
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I want to live my next life backwards:<br />
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You start out dead and get that out of the way.<br />
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Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.<br />
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Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.<br />
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You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.<br />
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Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.<br />
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You work 40 years until youre too young to work .<br />
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You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you are generally promiscuous.<br />
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Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.<br />
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Then you become a baby, and then...<br />
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You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, and then.<br />
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You finish off as an orga$m.<br />
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I rest my case. <br />
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ShaveR