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    #502 tinsywinky, Aug 1, 2023
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    She is the sister of the keyholder Mistress who trapped you in a chastity contract and then used her scuba diving training to hide the key under a large body of water, but you found an escape clause in the contract if you did a task for her sister.

    After eagerly signing up for massage school to get your promised release from chastity, you find out to your horror that she told you the wrong class and culinary school doesn't start for another month :eek:
     
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    OMG!

    Hint, starts with the letter "K."
     
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    She dropped her poor locked chastity sub's key in 100 feet of water. I would assume the spare key is in her other bikini, which is contained within a lost suitcase at the airport, probably bound to parts unknown.
     
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    I’m thinking she had been wearing a key on a chain around her neck…
     
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    I imagine there indeed are a few chastity cages, and even more keys to those cages, found in bodies of water around the world. Some accidentally dropped, many more tossed deliberately by frustrated subs and pissed off dommes. I'd love to hear some of those stories actually!
     
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    But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end.
     
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    Nah, she accidentally mailed it to the CIA after reading a post on Chastity Mansion.
     
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    The hostess of this site made a video a while back of her dumping various men's keys in random locations. Sorry, don't have a link.
     
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    It is a woman's prerogative to change her mind.

    I.e. you will never be unlocked, but will become well trained.
     
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    I remember that thread well, but can't find it. A few were of her releasing keys to fly away on balloons, one was flushed down the loo, some were snapped in half. Here's one of her collection of keys, whether before or after she dispatched some of them I don't know.

    https://www.chastitymansion.com/for...er-everyone-will-suffer-because-of-you.35117/
     
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    I should caption my Wife's little daily affirmations. Pretty much every morning she grabs my device and comes up with something humiliating to say. It's a game to her.

    Yesterday it was, "Guess what pussy this won't be near today?" and the day before it was, "This sweet little cock's destiny was always to be locked in my shiny cage."

    Today she rode my face for a while (she does this absolutely every morning) and then had me bend over for a spanking with her hairbrush (which again she does absolutely every morning). But instead of the normal 4 stinging wacks she just kept going and going.

    So when she's done she pushes me to the ground on my knees. I look at Her, naked, my 'sweet little cock' vainly trying to lift its metal cage, my ass glowing and on fire. She just stares back.

    I break the silence and ask, "Which did you enjoy more, the FaceTime or the spanking?" She smirks. My ass smolders. Finally she answers. "You know the kind of bitch you married."

    It was the spanking.
     
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    You are one lucky fucker being married to a natural domme. And what I love most ? You know it, and savor every minute of your life.
     
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